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SanctuaryI’ll be your Sanctuary –respite from battle cries.Just lay your weapons at my feetand you may close your eyes.I’ll keep you safe behind my shielduntil the klaxon soundcommands us Wake and gather arms –return to battleground.You are my Sanctuary –all fears I shall discard.My burden borne on shoulders strong,to you I yield my guard.You hold me close and raise my breathand soul above the seauntil again the world collapses,ending our reprieve.There is no Sanctuary –when here remains just one.I fight alone in fields of fire,assailed by sword and gun.Without you here to take my handand bring a moment’s peace,I face a never-ending battle –War that cannot cease.
How to kill a witchJust add waterand slowly stir,or drop a houseon top of her.A stake and a matchwill do just as well;there are myriad waysto send her to Hell.Chop off her head.Try a drowning.Or just give her a hugand forget the whole thing.
Auto Math4 collapsed hydraulic motor mounts Plus3 car doors that will not open from the inside Plus2 run-flat tires punctured by screws Plus1 hairline crack in a manifold EqualsI’m buying a bicycle
EasterPoor Ella.Trapped in a one-sided conversationwith her new husband’s sister.“You work? That’s stupid.With welfare and food stamps,I watch T.V. all day.”And there goes Uncle Jake -Watch him drag the back of his hand across her assas he squeezes past heron his way outside to smoke weed.“Sorry, Sugar. It’s a little tight in here.”Little Jeffrey stabs her hard in the backwith a plastic sword.Her new father-in-lawscreams at his young second wifewhen he learns she made macaroni saladinstead of potato.Poor Ella.Her hubbie won’t save her.He’s hiding in the den,watching the ball gamewith the dogs.But she’ll learn.A few more holidaysand she’ll realizethat the safest placeis in the cornerwith those of us who married intodysfunction,those of us who ignored adviceto meet the whole familybefore saying“I do.”
The last riddle I ever tellKnock, Knock. Who's there?Death Bummer